Wednesday, July 26, 2006

TOOL TIME - today: baking with Binford!

"Hello and Welcome to our todays Tool Time with the topic "baking with Binford!" - "rowh-hou-hou-hou-hou-hou-hou-hou-houw!" Today we are privileged to demonstrate you the new BINFORD 2050 Mixer and the Waffle Iron X5 which can only be used by professionels like Tim Taylor and Al Boreland but we have to look for the waffles the whole time because I think where waffles are, there can't be Al's mother that far away!" - "I don't think so, Tim... and maybe you will manage one show without affronting my mother..."

(a proffessionel knows to use his tools for everything!)

(Please welcome Heidi)!

(Tim wanted more power and he couldn't let it be!)

(Heidi does good at baking!)

With Tim hurting himself we say good bye for today!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

How it actually went off...

We write the 4th of July 1776. This historical moment of a land that doesn't even have a culture will change it forever. Lincoln is going to sign the Declaration Of Independence. But he takes his opportunity to flirt with his (by the way you can see they are all female... interesting!) ministers! - the group next to him from right to left: Minister of education, Minister of employment, Minister of justice, Minister of finance and last but not least Minister of the interior. Well... as you see he knows his priorities... while millions of citizens are waiting for their independence!

But I think we're coming closer to the independence of the United States of America, it's when Lincoln is getting less closer from his female ministers! His bodyguard (you see in the background) could take advantage of this moment to flirt with them (Well, that would be all I knew to do in such a situation! Lincoln is kneeing down to do sign now I think! The Minister of Interior just realizied the cameras and journalists and wants to protect her eyesight! And Lincoln is laughing at this precious moment, that's where you can see that he is really happy about this moment! It seems that the declaration of independence will be signed with the new felt pen 3000 XL by herlitz!

He's doing it! He's doing it! He's doing it! While Lincoln is signing - which as I just noticed Paris Hilton (who you can see left) is holding - the Declaration of Independence the United States of America are becoming independend! I think that should be celebrated at the 4th of July every year! Maybe I should submit that - could bring money... hmm... whatever!

With these words I say good bye! And thanks for being here at this precious moment!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Weather

I publish that conversation because Vrone blamed ME to be stupid in conversations!
Just look at this! I think Edwards have got some problems with the topic weather :-P ;-)
hdl Vrone :-)

1. Original

path sagt:
will grad nach dem wetter gucken

Vrone sagt:
nach dem wetter?

path sagt:
ja

path sagt:
auf wetter.de

Vrone sagt:
wieso guckst du denn nach dem wetter?

path sagt:
weil ich wissen will wie es wird!?

Vrone sagt:
ah ok

Vrone sagt:
na dann

Vrone sagt:
und wie wirds?

2. English

path says:
just want to look for the weather

Vrone says:
for the weather?

path says:
yeah

path says:
at www. wetter.de

Vrone says:
why do you look for the weather?

path says:
because I want to know how it's gonna be!?

Vrone says:
ah ok

Vrone says:
well...

Vrone says:
und how is it gonna be?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

lol-conversation

A short strange funny conversation I had with Jessica (Veronikas sis) at MSN... the first is the original and the second is translated how you could guess...

1. Original

Jessica sagt:
wie warm ist es in köln eigentlich?

path sagt:
weiß nich genau, heute warens ca. 30 grad, aber eben immer recht bewölkt

Jessica sagt:
du meist 30 grad oder?

path sagt:
ich meine 30 grad weil ich dreißig grad geschrieben habe

Jessica sagt:
ok

path sagt:
oder habe ich deine frage falsch verstanden?

Jessica sagt:
nein glaub ich nicht

path sagt:
na dann versteh ich deine frage nicht


2. English

Jessica says:
how warm is it in cologne sort of?

path says:
dunno exactly, today it has been about 30 degree centigrade, but just quite a few clouds

Jessica says:
you mean 30 degree centigrade, don't you?

path says:
I mean 30 degree centigrade because I've written 30 degree centigrade

Jessica says:
ok

path says:
or did I understand your question the wrong way?

Jessica says:
no, I don't think so

path says:
then I don't understand your question

bored...





Well... Now you can imagine that we were very bored while eating our ice cream, but in the end we had fun and it has become a tradition to form anything with the amarena ice cream while eating ;-)

Saturday, July 22, 2006

An important thing!

Because I use that a lot in the day, I thought (and because it looks nice;-)) I have to post that!

Disquisition of the question: Why a blog?

This simply asked question can be interpreted in multiple ways of course. The question, we hence have to ask ourselves, is: What does the author of this question want to ask us with this question?
Apart from I am the author of this question that is to deal with and hence should know what I am asking when I am asking myself, "Why a blog?", the question could be understood in the sence that the questioner prefers another medium than a blog for publishing his thoughts. Consequently in that comparable sence: "Why of all a blog and not the Times?". Well... it shouldn't be that difficult to answer that question. For I wouldn't go down to the niveau of the Times, to - after all - prostitute my my precious body of thought there (addressed to the Times-company management: even though I would be pleased about any offers of course and - other readers "read" away now, please - wouldn't decline the offers, but imbibe them rejoicing! Between ourselves, with this scandalous diction I just only want to cause sensation).

But back to the actual question: Why a blog?
To get to work on another interpretation suggestion that in the end is that, I was thinking about when I formulated this question, the quesiton acutally is to understand the way that I ask myself why I got myself one of these nowadays too much trended blogs? Has I become a nominal member? Do I have no opinion anymore? Maybe the latter question is the exact counter-argument to its antecedent one. I have got an opinion. And this opinion I can publish in this blog. And if my opinion should be a blog was a bad idea I will say resp. write that, even though i don't think so! A blog is a good oppurtunity to write things you think, but wouldn't think if you would write nothing.
Further everytime it's interesting to experience that I write things and interpret by myself in the end. Indisputable an indication of boredom to a German student. It's the best to say good bye with these words for today before that thing here - I don't call it by its name with intent, but I'm thinking of something close to the content of this post - is getting out of hand.
The question should be answered now.

Read you!

by Dan
("more credited": Daniel Honsberg; born in Siegen at September 11. 1986, Deutschland; siblings: bro. Patrick, sis. Céline; marital status: single; location in 50858 Cologne; visited schools: some school in Lübeck, Münsterschule/school Bonn, Georg-Büchner-Gymnasium Köln; linguistic knowledge: 9 years English, 5 years Latin, 1/2 year Spanish; Hobbies: writing texts about any topic that is passing his mind, playing piano, playing trombone, reading)

©translation by Pat-rick
... is there anymore to say about my brother? ;-)

Friday, July 21, 2006

a few words to share...

O Lord I am a sinner
An awfully living guy
O let me be a winner
Ere that many days go by


Jesus is right next to me
That isn’t enough to me
Jesus come into my heart
No more be my heart that shut


A life just spent to Jesus
To the saviour we adore
I know he is among us
For I love him more and more


Jesus is right next to me
That isn’t enough to me
Jesus come into my heart
No more be my heart that shut

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

One of the best weeks ever!


European Youth Congress 2005 was one of the best weeks ever!

Had to share that!


I don't know what to say... ;-)

A day in the sun...


We had a really fun day in the sun at sunday (friday? help me!). I can't say that we had nothing to do... there was a lot we had to do! The only thing is, that we didn't care and just did nothing! But if there is one thing... if it is only one thing we learned from that day... then it's that you can - if you are clever enough - use each other as headrests!

If you want to know how to act that you are good at mixing cards watch this pic! ;-)

















Well... i tried to teach Veronika some guitar-chords... I teached very well without success! Just kidding :-P! She did fine and apart from this it was very fun t teach her guitar because at one point - it's the point of the beginning - she starts to grouse! You look like a Hippy on that picture!!!!! Who said that?? ;-)

Youth Secretary... :-s


Our National Youth Secretary... Let's just remain silent...
haha! by the way, I just tried to publish that picture and a warning was opening: "FORBIDDEN!"

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

new life...


... another thing I just wanted to mention... ;-)

Monday, July 17, 2006

Ice Coffee!

Just wanted to say that...

Sunday, July 16, 2006

seems stupid... unfortunately it is...


By taking into consideration, that I couldn't figure out how to upload a Photo into my profile I do it this way... (in spite of the fact that it unfortunately is much bigger here...) By the way... it is really stupid that it works over here but not in the profile!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Welcome!

well... the foundation is done...